You Might Be a Doberman If… 😂 | Porch Dirt Ball Guardian Edition

You Might Be a Doberman If… 😂 | Porch Dirt Ball Guardian Edition

Vader’s under the porch, sitting in the dirt like he owns the place…
Guarding a single tennis ball like it’s the Hope Diamond. 💎🎾

And in that moment—it hit us:
You might be a Doberman if…

You choose the dirt over the dog bed
You refuse to blink while guarding your “precious”
You’re 80 lbs of drama, but you act like a porch troll from a fairy tale
This ain’t just fetch anymore.
This is territorial comedy gold.

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